- You don't need the weight of the world on your shoulders to find your inner moron.
- You don't need to make a big fuss to cha-cha-cha all night long.
- You don't need Eminem to make out with somebody's platypus.
- You don't need a bad credit rating to slap a cop.
- You don't need a lesson in astrophysics to shave a weasel.
I could go on, but you get the idea.
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Yay! Thanks for sucking more time out of my day with that link. =)
Here are a few of my new insights, as told by the generator:
* You don't need flapjacks to put some pep in your step.
* You don't need Dr. Phil's permission to think for yourself.
* You don't need a Supreme Court decision to run a sweatshop.
Isn't that thing awesome?
Every Tuesday I post a random link to some random generator that will suck you in and steal at least 15 minutes of your life. Mwahaha!
PS I love this one:
"You don't need a lesson in astrophysics to shave a weasel."
Thanks. A. Lot. And it's a snowday here, so just think of all the randomness I can generate.
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